Typical Livejournal user:

-MYSTERIOUS avatar, focused on their eyes only, always looking away from the camera (as if they wern't taking the picture of themselves in their room).

-All black backround with white or gray (or pink) text, vexingly small, most likely arial or verdana.

-MANDITORY ascii hearts OMG <3

-500 millions interests featuring every band no one has ever heard of.

-Boring descriptions of your day in school that really no one cares about.

-Mood-o-meters

-EVERY ONLINE QUIZ EVER CREATED SINCE THE DAWN OF THE EGG WITH GRAPHICAL RESULTS

-Stupid poetry that you stole from someone's makeoutclub.com profile that "relates to your situation"

-Even worse, poetry that tries on purpose to be "abstract"

-OMG XOXOXOXOXOXOXOOOOOXXXXXXXOOOOOOO

-Everyone in your town arguing on the comments section about what was Pavement's best album, Crooked Rain or Slanted (and it's Crooked Rain, you idiot)

FUCK.

God damn, Livejournal makes me bitter. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to yell. Give me a hug.