ED BURKE IS A FAGGOT
Written and "performed" by Uncle Sam:

"I know this faggot named Ed Burke
He likes to suck the cocks of faggots
He is a faggot because he burns flags
Ed hates my country and I hate him
I especially hate his nigger of a mom
Ed thinks he's cool because he listens to Sparta
He's not cool
And Sparta suck
I hope a suicide bomber bombs you and kills you you faggot
I hope you like sucking Saddam Hussein's cock
Keep supporting the fuckin Afghans
I'll be laughing when the Afghans mistake you for a goat and eat you!"

...I'm not really sure if I should be flattered that they took the time to "compose" this, or scared that I'm going to get bombed by terrorists.