The winter Catillion dance is once again upon us and you know what that means. Dress shoes, flowers, and yes, the dreaded tickets!

However, I've come across a wonderful plot hole in the winter dance system.

The tickets issued to suckers who pay 5 dollar per are on white pieces of paper which could easily be replicated by a photo copier (or in this case, a ticket copier, hahahahahaha (I thought it was funny)). By covering up the signature and placing your own, you are now the proud owner of door admission. However, this presents a flaw. Granted, you don't think it would be THAT easy, did you? Each ticket is individually numbered, causing a problem for the two people who show up with ticket 147.

After much time spent staring at my wall (I'm not kidding) debating ways to penitrate this problem, I came across the most effective, and at the same time, the most obvious answer yet:

Just get there before the other ticket 147 gets there.

I hope this plan leads you to a night filled of wild dancing, romance, and of course, ruining the real ticket owner's night due to refused admission. (That is unless I don't like you, in which case, I hope the 5 dollars you saved is contributed to cigarettes which will kill you of cancer in years to come.)

(I'm sorry, I didn't mean that.)