Brothers, sisters, lend me your ears, for I have graves dangers to warn you of! Swindlers known as "the third party" are stealing your hard-earned dollars for products that are a fraction of what you think they are!

Repeat after me: I WILL NEVER BUY THE ADVANCED GAME PORT GBA TO GAMECUBE PLAYER, NO MATTER WHAT.

What a piece of garbage.

Advanced Game Port is the revolutionary new way to play Game Boy Advanced titles in full screen on your TV through your Gamecube!

(Psst, this has already been done years before, in the Super Nintendo days, there is nothing revolutionary about it. Come to think of it, "revolutionary" is stretching it a bit far, don't you think?)

Simply connect the Advance Game Port to your Gamecube console - snap in your Game Boy Advance cartridge and play!

(And by play, we really mean suffer through horrible choppy lag, modified music because of our terrible sound translation, and advertising for your website everytime I put in a game, due to the "cartridge loading". CARTRIDGES DO NOT HAVE LOADING TIME, THEY ARE BASED ON A ROM STRUCTURE THAT TAKES AWAY DELAYS, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.)

AGP works with hundreds of Game Boy Advanced titled including Pokemon Ruby, Mario Advance, Zelda: Four Swords, and many, many more!

(It's Super Mario to you, pal. Also, I would never play these games on your shitty product because most of them have somewhat demanding graphics for a 32-bit encryption system, none of which are on the level of your pathetic, feeble attempt at what Nintendo has proven to perfect, once again.)

I fucking hate this thing SO MUCH.